Like the Mars rover that transmits only when it darn well feels like it, we offer this helping of data to make of what you will...
Habeas corpus. The sudden death of Andrew Cunanan sent major media outlets scrambling for the Next Big Story. Unfortunately, the serial killer's apparent suicide aboard the Love Boat denied society the right to the daily news barrage of a public trial. But
there may yet be hope for us all. Officials--under tremendous pressure from CNN's Greta and Roger, Court TV and other outlets--haven't ruled out the
possibility of hauling Cunanan's (post post-mortem plastic surgery for the cameras, of course) body into court for a televised trial anyway. ("The accused sat expressionless...")
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So we decided to take a few days off, making many of you upset, go into withdrawal and threaten to cancel your sub- scriptions (once you emerge from the fetal position). So sue us. In the meantime, did you hear...
What's shakin'? Mir, The Little Space
Station That Couldn't, tumbled
helplessly out of control when one of the Cosmonauts
made his usual dramatic entrance--and opened the wrong
door a bit too briskly...
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If, thanks to the Supreme Court, you clicked on www.roxxy.com but landed here by mistake, read this first--then gettoudahere...
related wrist injuries) threw Mike Tyson out of the sport of boxing. The bad news: Mike Tyson is the new spokesman for the meat industry ("Just a nibble now and then does a body good...")
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to ridicule Accuse us of being ridiculous, but you came here to see what we're thinking, so here goes:
Michael Jordan (who is rumored to be leaving the Chicago Bulls
to start a team where he will be the sole player), dragged himself out
of the sickbed to attend Dennis Rodman's surprise
apology-by-way-of-conversion from moronhood to Mormonhood...
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For those in a rush to go about their business, here's the fast take on life in the big city...
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Your time is worth something and so is ours. So here's the quick take on the day's mundane events:
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