Reprising previous editions of
Where real men make virtual war/peace
Top 5 reasons why President Clinton agreed to kill the 55 mph speed limit:
5. Because the Big Three lobbied for more realistic test tracks.
4. He kept hearing Sammy Hagar's "I can't drive 55" rushing through his head.
3. So his motorcades could whisk him more quickly through key Western voting precincts.
2. Studies show Republicans are more likely than Democrats to die in high-speed crashes.
1. To see how fast he could do it.
Great minds think alike at N.Y.C.'s finest tabs
Newt to Newt: "Bad Newt"
Newt Gingrich
looked at himself in the mirror and apparently didn't like
what he saw. According to the Washington Post, the U.S. House speaker is lowering
his public profile after deciding that his recent comments aren't doing him
much good. The offending remarks included blaming a gruesome murder in Illinois
on Democratic social programs, and his public pouting about exit arrangements from Air
Force One on the trip with President Clinton to Israel. If this is true, can
we expect the Georgia Republican to think before he speaks?
Say it ain't so, Newt!
This has been a short-attention-span editorial
MUSE FLASH:
Colin ("I took less time to decide than Cuomo") Powell--if not now, when?
Powell vs. Gore in 2000?
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