Authorities had a difficult time serving Hillary
with her Whitewater grand jury subpoena,
The Daily Muse has learned. It seems the Secret Service
kept telling the process server that the first lady
wasn't home, even though she was seen waving from the White House
balcony and thumbing her nose. The independent counsel's man
finally caught up with her as she emerged from the flood-swollen
Potomac River after an invigorating round of whitewater kayaking.
Not to be outdone, Hillary later declared she wouldn't appear
before the grand jury because she had misplaced the subpoena.
Ken Starr's probe has reached deep into President Bill's dirty-sock drawer in search of something, anything that will yield an indictment, any indictment in the Whitewater mess...
The latest revelation, from the Washington Post's
Bob Woodward: Starr sent G-men into the Arkansas hinterlands in search
of women from Clinton's past who might have something relevant to reveal
about the case.
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Fine, we'll give
him another 6 months, now that he says Bill and Hillary's ex-business
partner James McDougal has dropped a load on the First Couple. (For the health of the country, maybe they should appoint the Sturgeon General to look into all this...)
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Hubbell bubble bursts ![]() Pants on fire Bill Clinton just can't win for trying.
Just the other day,
the president had to explain why his men scrambled
to line up high-paying work for "Webb" Hubbell, a long-time
Friend of Bill and an ex-Justice Department official.
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Grave doubts Ken Starr has finally gotten to the bottom of the Vince Foster matter only to discover what everyone already knew--Bill Clinton's former lawyer is still dead.
Starr's shocking conclusion
about the White House murder conspiracy?
There was none. Foster did himself in, just as the
official reports always said. ![]()
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![]() ![]() of fashion And despite the White House's arm's-length approach to the matter, it must have sent shivers through certain quarters at Casa Blanca. Or did it? "Look, Hill. Those anklets don't look too bad on her. Maybe you should try some on for size." "Oh, Bill. You're such a kidder...You were joshing, weren't you?" |
"Forget 'Alice in Chains,' Seattle's grunge sound of the early 90's...Now there's 'Susan In Chains,' the latest non-singing sensation out of Little Rock!
"Not a bad outfit...but certainly unconvenient for dancers of the
Macarena..." |
Deferring judgment
This time, no gap on the tape
Office of the First Lady of the United States
Defining Whitewater(gate)
Pick one: The rafting trip from hell?
A bad real estate investment?
Bill's lawyer or a lawyer's bills?
Hillary's internal affairs?
Al D'New York's suspicious mind?
The White House filing system: Z-A?
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