Bill Gates@NBC--It's Must C:\ TV!

The New NBC Lineup

Imagine, if you will, the NBC lineup, when Bill Gates, the network's new ruler, takes over programming duties:

"Friends of Bill"

Rachel: "Bill, you're such a dork!"
Bill: "You're fired!"

"Frasier & Gates"

Bill: "Eddie, `Speak!...Speak!' "
Eddie: (silence, rolls his eyes)
Bill: "That dog is fired!"
(Off-screen sound of Bill's leg being used as a fire hydrant)

"Seinfeld," starring Jerry's new buddy, Bill

Bill: "Let's make this show about something."
Jerry: "You can't. This show is about nothin'."
Bill: "You're fired!"

"Bill's Nightly News" (co-starring Gates groupie Tom Brokaw)

Bill's "E.R." (The Billster saves lives each week)

Bill: "Dr. Ross, you're fired!"
Dr. Doug Ross: "You can't fire me, I've already been fired!"
Bill (turning to Producer Michael Crichton): "OK, you're fired!"

"Saturday Night Live"

(This week, in his 200th appearance as guest host--you guessed it--Billy Baby!)

(Bill's holding no grudges against The Daily Muse, an Pick of the Day!)

He'll hook you
(up) in no time...

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