Noted with more than a passing interest a few sorry souls who managed to get away with one thing or another in recent days: To all a hearty salute, well-done and so long...
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You're in a hurry and so are we. Together let's see what we can see:
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![]() While queuing patiently at the Post Office to mail your tax return (leaving you simultaneously at the mercy of your two favorite government agencies), consider your plight ever so tiny compared to:
Now, don't you feel better?
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You're in a rush, so we won't waste your time. Let's get right to the day's developments:
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We're in a hurry so, as usual, we'll give you the short take on recent events: So it was OK for the White House to check out all those FBI files, but not so peachy for one of their own to get the same treatment?
Guess Mr. Jones should have picked his client a might more carefully...
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![]() ![]() The liquor industry's decision to resume TV and radio ads so soon after Halloween brings to mind this old phrase: "Candy may be dandy, but liquor's quicker (and more profitable)."
Ancient man I
Ancient man II
Service with a frown
Stop clowning around The White House wasn't the only party upset by Bobdole's comparison of Clinton and company to a "bunch of Bozos." The National Association of Clowned Persons is also demanding an apology from the Republican candidate.
Please be seated
Think quick
Trouble brewing
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