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Bill Clinton can always find a home at ![]() Bob on over to Dolesville or hang out with Dick Morris |
![]() Justice for Bill WASHINGTON--First thing's first: It's a good thing Chelsea got out just in time...
The First Daughter managed to make her escape to college just as Janet Reno announced that Bill Clinton wouldn't be the only person left at the White House who's not the subject of one of her investigations.
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[And we're not talking NBA finals] Lawyers on both sides of the Jones v. Clinton matter upped the ante on Sunday's talk shows, playing right into our eager hands, so to speak...
Paula Jones' lawyers said they want
her to be compensated for her trouble, having seen
her reputation dragged through the mud (of an
Arkansas trailer park) since the case surfaced years ago.
(In other words, they want President Bill
to whip out
his...uh...checkbook this time...)
The in-house (rumor mill) has this "juicy one" floating about...Seems someone is implying that the plastic surgeon hired to cover up the surgery scars on Prez Bill's leg might have "altered" some other, uh..."scars," possibly changing his recognizable appearance. The rumor goes on to speculate that this is why Bill is now eager to whip it out with Ms. Jones in a courtroom. I suppose someone in court might ask Prez Hillary to confirm whether or not anything changed lately, but all she could say was, "...that was so long ago...I don't recall." Just a rumor, fun to speculate, nobody said it was true. --jcgordon (AKA: "Boppa John!")
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The White House was hoping against hope (Ark.)
that it wouldn't come to this: That the President of these here United
States of America would have to walk into court, pull his pants
down and prove once and for all that he wasn't the fella
who lured Mrs. Jones into a hotel room and nearly forced
her into doing God knows what...
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One for the Gimper
A few initial thoughts:
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What's good for the golden goose...
It's only fitting that on the same day recently: ![]() Both the Bubster and the Fons said they did what they did because "the other guys do it all the time." An argument familiar to any pre-schooler worthy of his Power Rangers socks. At least they could come up with a better one like: Great minds...
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the mines It was an historic occasion when the president and leaders of Congress, mortal enemies most days, decided to allow themselves to breath the same air and sit down together--but not too close, lest their elbow cooties rub off on each other and mutate into some unnatural subhuman life form...
Televised coverage of the meeting--They let
the cameras into this thing but not the O.J. case,
what's wrong with this
country?--focused on the Bubster riding all the way
down Pennsylvania Ave. in his limo and walking into the Capitol under
his own power in the spirit of bipartisanship. (We'll just call it gravity and leave it
at that.)
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