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He's Back!

And guess who
loves him?
Nixon movie photo

NIXON

"Stone's Nixon is an unexpectedly
successful portrait; his fictionalized
version of Nixon's inner turmoil is stunning..."
--Bob Woodward, The Washington Post

Part 2 of our double feature...

A Sexy Side of Nixon

Now that Oliver Stone has had his turn with the Richard Nixon bio,
another Hollywood studio decides Sharon Stone should have her turn.
Billed as "a sexy political thriller," "All the President's Women" stars Stone as--
you guessed it--
Sharon Stone
"Deep Throat"
Dam this mess already

     Amazingly, the Watergate saga Nixon's Nose continues to flow forth, even 25 years to the day after the infamous burglary under the White House that gave us those great basement tapes...

     Why, just recently:

  • Jim McDougal reported to prison for his role in the long-going mess, promising to take Richard Nixon's secrets to the grave rather than give up the goods...
  • Hillary Clinton announced she would play herself in an upcoming movie about Watergate, saying her intimate knowledge of the White House--and scandals in general--make her perfect for the part...
  • A former White House caterer is offering for auction a well-preserved sticky bun, baked in 1972, that uncannily resembles the Trickster...
  • O.J. Simpson, fighting for his financial life, said he would fork up his autographed copy of All The President's Men if people would just stop asking him where he was on the night of June 17, 1972...

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