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It was tough call, choosing the man who would be king of America--and the world--for the next 1,460 days or so. For us the choice, such as it was, was not so much picking the lesser of three evils or selecting the candidate who would do us all the most good (and the least amount of harm). Rather (Dan), it came down to this (somewhat selfish) decision: Who was going to provide The Daily Muse with the best material going into the next millennium? But the situation grows more interesting, constitutionally speaking, if the Clinton clan remains in office when the federal marshals come a calling... If he had won, we envisioned Bobdole losing it completely shortly after Inauguration Day; threatening to deport all the Democrats, raise and cut taxes and requiring his war stories to be read at the start of each school day. Just so you know, a vote for Dole was basically a vote for Kemp. And then there would be the inevitable investigations of Perot's enemies--real and imagined. Needless to say, paranoia would run rampant.
So where did that leave us? Sittin' pretty, we say.
Whoever won, we would be plenty busy. So it's to the dart board we went
go to pick our winner.
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