Date: Sun, 05 Oct 1997
From: Joshua Braveman
Subject: submission: "Marv: A Cautionary Tale"
Written by my wife.
The Story of Marv: A Cautionary Tale
by Michelle Sabadash
For those who like sex kinky,
There’s a story you should know:
Of a man whose life was ruined,
When his lust became his foe.
His name was Marvin Albert,
Though we all knew him as Marv.
He like to bite the ladies,
With his teeth he longed to carve.
With such unusual predilections
His selections would be made
In a very careful manner:
Hooking up, then getting laid.
Yet Marv didn’t use good judgment,
And so bite away he did.
Which then landed him in trouble,
And caused him to get rid
of a job he really loved:
Talking on TV;
To tell a million viewers
Of the plays that he did see.
But once the games were over,
Marv sought another show:
To find a willing partner
For some lovin’ and a blow.
Marv also like to play with boys:
A threesome was a dream.
With a garter belt and panties,
King Marv could reign supreme.
Still, he tried to keep things quiet,
Though he often was a cad.
One night he bit a might too hard
And made his lady mad.
She quickly called the cops,
And to her lawyers she did say:
That Marv had marred her lovely back
When he didn’t get his way.
So off to court they went.
Marv tried to stay and fight.
But many ladies testified:
His behavior was not right!
Now Marv he is a broken man,
His friends they are but few.
His life exposed, toupee aloft,
The guilty plea he’ll rue.
So, to those who favor kinky sex
This lesson do not shelf:
Remember, choose your lovers well,
And keep your chompers to your self.
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