Disney, continuing its push for adult audiences,
is breaking box office records by re-releasing Toy Story.
But this time the studio leaves in the steamy date scenes
between Woody and Bo Peep:
Bo (in a Mae Western voice): "Hey there, cowboy. Is that your toy pistol
or are you just glad to see me?"
Woody: "Baby, you really know how to pull my chai...string."
Bo: "Stop toying with me."
Woody: "Oh, Bo, your skin is like fine china. Let me help you find your sheep."
Cut to darkness
Bo (puffing on an unregulated tobacco product): "Frankly, Gump was a real downer. I liked you better in that space flick."
Exit Theater and Stroll Back to