We're outta here. | It's been real...
You've read our final edition.
The Daily Muse is history.
Toast.
Done.
Finito.
That's it.
No more.
We've made our last point.
Bye.
Condolences only.
[Note to unsuspecting readers:
The above message ran on April Fool's Day 1996.
The Daily Muse Lives on at
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